Another contribution from Lovecrafts Other Ball
HELLO, its Me,
I’m stuck here on the toilet and I’ve run out of TP
I had an urge of the fecal type
I’ve made a huge mess
And now I can’t wipe
So HELLO from the other stall
I was just out shopping at the mall
When I just had to clinch my cheeks
I really am sorry, and i guess I lack class
But I’m just desperate to wipe my fat ass Can you spare me some?
Ooh (flush, flush, flush) fat ass
Ooh (swirl, swirl, swirl) fat ass
HELLO from the other stall
Thanks for responding to my call.
You really helped out with all that two ply
I feel so much better, not telling no lie
Ooh (flush, flush, flush) no lie
Ooh (swirl, swirl, swirl) no lie