Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves
Rolling around my kitchen floor
How did you get in through my door?
You are rotten to the core –
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves.
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves
Rolling around my basement floor
What did you come here for?
You know I can’t take much more –
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves.
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves
Rolling around my study floor
Farting loudly like shabby boors
It’s distracting when your bungholes roar –
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves.
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves
Rolling around my bathroom floor
I’m trying to shower, so shut the door!
You won’t give up, that’s for sure –
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves.
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves
Rolling around my bedroom floor
Why do people find it easy to ignore
Pretending not to see them on my floor!
Leave my head forevermore,
Dirty dwarves, dirty dwarves!