For Shame

Come and pet my pussy
my pussy
my pussy
Come and pet my pussy
You know its been declawed
Warm and soft my pussy
my pussy
my pussy
Warm and soft my pussy
You know you’ll have a ball

Sleek and brown my pussy
my pussy
my pussy
Sleek and brown my pussy
Stroke her and she purrs
Sleek and brown my pussy
my pussy
my pussy
Sleek and brown my pussy
Don’t think what it infers

I love my little pussy
She really is a cat
All of you are shameful pervs
if you think her more than that

Down at Chuck’s

Being a buck
I tried my luck
I went down to Chuck’s
He has a fancy stable

“You’re out of luck.”
I heard from Chuck
“All that’s left- a duck.
I’ll put it on the table.”

“You give me a duck
when I need to fuck?
This really sucks
How will I be able?”

“Your firetruck
can run amuck,”
Replied friend Chuck
“Don’t think you’re unable.”

“I’m not a cluck!
It’s still a duck!
What if I get stuck
and my life become a fable?

As all will gawk
then start to mock
This bird on my cock
They’re say that I’m unstable.”

“They’re be no squawk.”
was Chuck’s sweet talk
“Go use your cock.
No one to see or label.”

So I took the duck
And, yes, did fuck.
I was thunderstruck
afterwards was grateful.

I had few bucks
when next I saw Chuck
not enough for a duck
So asked for whatever able

“With so few bucks,”
added friend Chuck,
“We go with the schmucks
who view hooked-up cable.”

The schmucks took stock
as a man in socks
was shoving his cock
Into an uncut bagel

I was so struck
to see this fuck
use a doughy puck.
What could be more watchable?

Then one of the flock
claimed he once had more luck
when here saw a man and a duck
I smashed chuck with a table.

The Pet

I really went down a dark road on this one, so apologies if anyone is out there

Born on this world of life
Born in this world of strife
I asked my parents for a pet
They always said, “Not just yet!”

Grew up without a dog
Grew up without a cat
Until one day I threw a fit
So they brought me home a lump of shit

It’s the perfect toy
for every girl and boy
I really do enjoy it
My Lump of shit

There at show and tell
There they disliked the smell
But I didn’t care- it was all mine
I’d keep it with me all the time

Now when I get depressed
Now when I feel upset
I look at it upon the self
It always reminds me of myself

It’s the perfect toy
for every girl and boy
I really do enjoy it
My Lump of shit

My Lump of shit

My Lump of shit

The Sounds of Paradise

Rip Mangle Pop
Sounds I like alot
The coffin shows rot
Snap Mangle Pop

Snap Mangle Plop
The body goes keplunk
Flipped from its resting spot
Rip Mangle Plop

Rip Mangle Pop
It’s time take the top
While weakened bones get bopped
Snap Mangle Pop

Rip Mangle Pop
The sounds I like alot
Old bones now show their rot
Rip Mangle Bop

With apologies to Wordsworth

I wondered horny down Third Street
that crawls with freaks, trash and pills.
Then at one time I saw a herd,
a group of walking painted girls.
Beneath the moon and beside the street
Pandering and waving at male beasts.

A multitude parading by
trimmed out with lace and fluffy fur
That stretch to conceal nothing at all
along the nipples edge a blur.
Red fishnet stockings by the score
and feathered boas even more.

The johns beside them flashed cash
which brought sparkling smiles of glee
Aroused were they all by their wants
Be it sex or some money.
I gazed and gazed while some came by
In hopes they would catch my eye

For all on this street I move
the boas their throats do hide
I need to see Adams fruit
to know how much the costumes lie
To know if undies hide much more
For I have been down this road before

For oft when on my bed I lie
in twosomes or a larger group
I sometimes take honeyed guys
So long as they don’t dupe
Then my life with pleasures fill
For even males are painted girls

Leave the Plunger

My Virginal Bride, once blood splattered sheets
Ignorant of fleshed fueled, dirty deeds

Accepting the role as teacher and guide
I”d pull her down hard this dangerous slide

We started slow- lotions, false pricks
then tried to act out wild fetish flicks

She took to my teachings quickly with zeal
All things perverse became her appeal

She soon became master when she brought home a goat
And let’s not discuss what she put down her throat

My body was punished in wild crazy forms
While twisting and implants became the norm

Each day she went further; I only knew dread
I was tired of chickens, living and dead

Ten different ways to use a vacuum?
But, Baby, please leave the plunger in bathroom

Please, baby, please, don’t do this thing
To hell what you read in that magazine

My body is racked by pain and by gloom
But, Baby, please leave the plunger in bathroom

That Brown Eyed Bitch

The fresh meat sat beside me
and said that I looked safe
I pointed to the tear drops
tattooed upon my face

“You know what these mean?”
I questioned the newbie now.
“It means you paid good money for
ugly marks inked to your brow?”

“Good money, yes,” I set him straight,
“but for a reason true.
Two tears are beneath my eye
for a body count of two.”

“This is the county jail,” he said,
It’s not for heinous crimes.
Petty things like booze or drugs
Offenses with small time.”

“You’re right, I said, “I’m here
for trial while state collects the proof.”
A guard walked by, banged my table,
then he shouted, “Woof!”

I chuckled out and told the boy,
“It signifies ‘Big Dog’
So do what I tell you at all times
and we will get along.”

The rookie knew he picked wrong
and looked to move his chair.
I stopped him cold, “Stay by me.
Don’t you move. Don’t even dare.”

He gulped a bit then stared back
as I pointed to my tears,
“This one is for that brown eyed bitch,
the one who put me here.”

“She felt so soft, smelled so good,
and fought so very little.
Sure she yelped and howled a bit,
but I thought I had submittal.”

“Yelped and howled?” he quizzed me,
“then I must have missed the point.
What crime did you really do
to land you in the joint?”

“That’s my style of language use.
I mean she screamed alot,”
I added on, “but she turned to bite
so I had to kill the slut.”

A guard walked by and on the table
he placed a leather leash.
I thought fast, “He’s telling you
I’ll walk you where I please.”

Again he spoke while pointing
to the tattoos of the drops,
“The second one, was it for
another bitch you were atop?”

If it’s so, then I am safe
for you only violate girls.”
“Really,” I said, “this is jail.
Any port within the storm.”

He gulped again, and stared ahead.
I knew he’d be my bitch
Until the cop came up again
and pulled a nasty switch.

He exchanged the leather leash for
a collar he put down,
“Don’t let him fool you boy.
The brown eyed bitch was a hound.”

Squashing My Way To Paradise

Before reading this one, I suggest that the less enlightened ones look up ‘squash videos’

How many tomatoes can those big toes smash
before my rocks get off?
How many seedless grapes can those big heels crush
before I need to boff?

Squashing my way to paradise
She’s squashing my way to paradise

How much hamburger can be smooched under those soles
before I get that burn
How much egg salad can slip beneath those feet
before I get that urge?

Squashing my way to paradise
She’s squashing my way to paradise

The Mustache who Yodels

If you’re asked by a girl who comes up to you
what really she needs to make her toes curl
Tell her to see if bushed lipped men will do

Do try to find the mustache that yodels

For he goes yodeling, yodeling
down in the valley
That’s where the mustaches learn to strike true gold
Yodeling, yodeling
down in the valley
That kind of talent never gets old

To keep up appearances one must give way
to dine with clean cut, boring young men
Your parents are pleased, but at the end of the day

Do try to find the mustache that yodels

For he goes yodeling, yodeling
down in the valley
That’s where the mustaches learn to strike true gold
Yodeling, yodeling
down in the valley
That kind of talent never gets old

A clean shaven man can never do things
to tickle you right in the places that matter
To hit the high notes and hear yourself sing

Do try to find the mustache that yodels

For he goes yodeling, yodeling
down in the valley
That’s where the mustaches learn to strike true gold
Yodeling, yodeling
down in the valley
That kind of talent never gets old

I seldom take requests, but ‘Lovecraft’s other Ball’ last week laid down a challenge
I hope it lives up to expectations ENJOY!