Tampon Haiku

I apologize about the break. A few weeks ago, I received a request for tampons. not really sure why. I will post three. Please, chose your favorite

In my dates bathroom
Used tampons in his cab’net
I ran out quickly

One Reply to “Tampon Haiku”

  1. Yuckkkk! I believe the request for Tampons poems included a suggestion about Cosmic Bantering. I am no English professor, but have to say you did not hit the mark on this one. I was thinking maybe you could have explored themes like God as tampon, or whether Schopenhauer was right about the world being will and idea as demonstrated by a used tampon, etc. But no, you made it personal. Back to the drawing board Stinky!

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