I never put down the toilet seat
Never have to share when er’e I eat
She never complains when I cheat
I have the perfect woman
No matter what, she never calls the cops
Even with a right hook across the chops
Always ready when I want the top
I have the perfect woman
Never screams when I stay out late
Don’t need to worry about her weight
Just now and then I need to inflate
I have the perfect woman
Does no work- she’s just a lump
She sometimes need the tire pump
And lots of lube when we hump
I have a blow up woman