The Perfect Woman

I never put down the toilet seat
Never have to share when er’e I eat
She never complains when I cheat
I have the perfect woman

No matter what, she never calls the cops
Even with a right hook across the chops
Always ready when I want the top
I have the perfect woman

Never screams when I stay out late
Don’t need to worry about her weight
Just now and then I need to inflate
I have the perfect woman

Does no work- she’s just a lump
She sometimes need the tire pump
And lots of lube when we hump
I have a blow up woman

Her Response to “A Father’s Wisdom”

Far
You want me to go far
With the costume you chose
Guided by your star

Dreams
I have my own dreams
Not being torn up
by your multiphalliced fantasies

In my bed and in my mind
I want something up your butt
In my head and in good time
I want something up your butt

Holes
You want to tear mine apart
Show me that hentai and then we start?
What the fuck’s wrong with you?

Holes
You have some of your own
They’re not a no entry zone
So, buddy, get a clue.

In my bed and in my mind
I want something up your butt
In my head and in good time
I want something up your butt

You got needs, I got mine
I want something up your butt.
Quid pro quo at all times
I want something up your butt
Right now

You want the suit, but you won’t go
that far for me?
For me?

A Father’s Wisdom

Word of note. This is my homage to tentacle hentai

My father taught me well
as he lecture me on life
He spoke of many things
on finding the right wife

“Don’t listen to their words
people will always lie.
She’ll tell you she is open
giving everything a a try.”

“Sure, she is very willing
to try shackles and whips,
Even hacking and smacking
or hot wax on the nips

“She’ll even shank before
the neighbors on your lawn
But you don’t know how far ’til
the octopus suits on.”

I was puzzled at first
not knowing what to think of this
Until a cartoon threw me one day
into the abyss

It came from Japan
claimed to be tentacle porn
Definitely not for the weak,
On this I’ll forewarn.

In horror I watched
a creature with multiple dongs
attack the drawn heroine
in ways really wrong.

Some slongs were like rope
that bound her real tight
While his strikes could continue
without much of a fight.

An alien? A mollusc?
I don’t really know
what appendaged thing
savaged all of her holes

I should have turned
but felt a sick need to keep watching
then after the scene
I felt the need to start washing

I never did ask my father
how he knew of this shit
or was it something left over
from his once Navy stint?

His words will stay in my head
though he is long gone
“But you don’t know how far ’til
the octopus suits on.”