Leave the Plunger

My Virginal Bride, once blood splattered sheets
Ignorant of fleshed fueled, dirty deeds

Accepting the role as teacher and guide
I”d pull her down hard this dangerous slide

We started slow- lotions, false pricks
then tried to act out wild fetish flicks

She took to my teachings quickly with zeal
All things perverse became her appeal

She soon became master when she brought home a goat
And let’s not discuss what she put down her throat

My body was punished in wild crazy forms
While twisting and implants became the norm

Each day she went further; I only knew dread
I was tired of chickens, living and dead

Ten different ways to use a vacuum?
But, Baby, please leave the plunger in bathroom

Please, baby, please, don’t do this thing
To hell what you read in that magazine

My body is racked by pain and by gloom
But, Baby, please leave the plunger in bathroom