My Virginal Bride, once blood splattered sheets
Ignorant of fleshed fueled, dirty deeds
Accepting the role as teacher and guide
I”d pull her down hard this dangerous slide
We started slow- lotions, false pricks
then tried to act out wild fetish flicks
She took to my teachings quickly with zeal
All things perverse became her appeal
She soon became master when she brought home a goat
And let’s not discuss what she put down her throat
My body was punished in wild crazy forms
While twisting and implants became the norm
Each day she went further; I only knew dread
I was tired of chickens, living and dead
Ten different ways to use a vacuum?
But, Baby, please leave the plunger in bathroom
Please, baby, please, don’t do this thing
To hell what you read in that magazine
My body is racked by pain and by gloom
But, Baby, please leave the plunger in bathroom