Before reading this one, I suggest that the less enlightened ones look up ‘squash videos’
How many tomatoes can those big toes smash
before my rocks get off?
How many seedless grapes can those big heels crush
before I need to boff?
Squashing my way to paradise
She’s squashing my way to paradise
How much hamburger can be smooched under those soles
before I get that burn
How much egg salad can slip beneath those feet
before I get that urge?
Squashing my way to paradise
She’s squashing my way to paradise