You start to whine about 35 years
but most of the time when were you here?
Down at the pub, out with the boys
Raising your wrist was your greatest joy
How ’bout the times you spent with those whores?
Everyone knew they weren’t really cold sores
Now you are broke down and not much to see
So you decide to come crawling to me.
Suck your own dick! Suck your own dick!
For 35 years you’ve been a big prick!
Suck your own dick. Suck your own dick
For 35 years you made me quite sick!
You talk about work- I made more than you
and did all house work while you went and screwed.
The few times we did it, I had a child
That I had to raise while you ran the streets wild
Do you even think you can get it to stand?
Look in the mirror. You’re not much a man
The shriveled thing has seen better days.
All things considered why should I stay?
Somewhere lads, there be a lesson in here.