Adventures in Aging, Pt. IV

As always, the female side of the coin

I’m only wet there when I cough
He tries so hard, but it’s for not
Get these clothes off; I’m way too hot
Menopause sucks balls

That movie made me cry and pee
But I piss for everything I see
God damn it! Don’t you look at me!
Menopause sucks balls.

Vaginal atrophy’s bitch
My mother never mentioned this
Doctors really don’t give a shit.
Menopause sucks balls.