Woman, Touch my Penis

We just got back from party time
Waving to the guests as they go by
Our marriage is now 35
Woman, touch my penis

Won’t you blow me high
Won’t you blow me low
35 years have been hell, you know
I deserve some fun before I go
Woman, touch my penis

While I’ve worked, you’ve been so cold
Your headache crap as gotten old
As well as the times you claimed the flow
Woman, touch my penis

Won’t you blow me high
Won’t you blow me low
35 years have been hell, you know
I deserve some fun before I go
Woman, touch my penis

After all I’ve done, I should own that hole
If it’s too dry, I’ll take a blow
Even your hands, if they’re not too slow
Woman, touch my penis

Won’t you blow me high
Won’t you blow me low
35 years have been hell, you know
I deserve some fun before I go
Woman, touch my penis

I’m so hard up, I’ll try your feet
Corns and all, it might be sweet
If you could rub my balls to a beat
Woman, touch my penis

Won’t you blow me high
Won’t you blow me low
35 years have been hell, you know
I deserve some fun before I go
Woman, touch my penis!