Month: May 2017

The games started late
at night -11:21
Phi Rho had the greatest prick
They had the biggest gun
Big Pete had such a dick
A mighty iron beam
From his pride with great force flowed
A mighty golden stream

Out of the drunk and noisy crowd
Many contenders did step out
Each one grabbed his member
and tried to win the bout
They had to beat the piss mark
the distance shot by Pete
Each one shot as hard they could
to claim the winner’s seat

They have to do their part. Their frat demands the win
They have to beat the piss mark. Their frat depends on them
Grab your rods hard, my boys, and turn those cocks around
Beat the mighty piss mark. You gotta cut it down!

The first one stumbled forward
and struck a mighty stance
So sloshed was he that all he did
was stand and piss his pants
“We have to beat the piss mark!”
was the battle cry
The next one came unzipped his pants
and said,”I’ll take a try”

A ray of light shot from his pal
Strong, and straight, and long
But it fell short of the mark
from Pete’s golden dong
The crowd cheered on many
to give it all they can
But as the night dwindled down
it had been beaten by no man

They have to do their part. Their frat demands the win
They have to beat the piss mark. Their frat depends on them
Grab your rods hard, my boys, and turn those cocks around
Beat the mighty piss mark. You gotta cut it down

Each club sent up a man
and each one felt defeat
The mark, it seemed, would stand for life
Never to be beat
Then spoke up little Susie
who seldom made a sound
“You drunks woke me up!
That’s why I’m in this gown”

“If you promise to be quiet,
I’ll put this mark to rest
She lifted up her gown to
to prove she was the best
Not even in Asian porn had
the crowd seen such a sight
She gripped her muff and shot a flow
proving she was right

She had to win this match  so she could get some sleep
She had to win this match so all the drunks would leave
She grabbed her box hard and spun her puss around
She beat the mighty piss mark then went to lay back down