Never the wet spot for me
Never check before I pee
No complaints about my family
Because
I have a righteous lover
I always eat where I chose
No complaints about my shoes
Understands my monthly blues
Because
I have a righteous lover
I do not need ‘A’ man
when triple A’s understand
I press its button when I can
Because
I have a righteous lover
What did the vibrator say to the psychologist?
And she blames me because the kid stutters.