I really went down a dark road on this one, so apologies if anyone is out there
Born on this world of life
Born in this world of strife
I asked my parents for a pet
They always said, “Not just yet!”
Grew up without a dog
Grew up without a cat
Until one day I threw a fit
So they brought me home a lump of shit
It’s the perfect toy
for every girl and boy
I really do enjoy it
My Lump of shit
There at show and tell
There they disliked the smell
But I didn’t care- it was all mine
I’d keep it with me all the time
Now when I get depressed
Now when I feel upset
I look at it upon the self
It always reminds me of myself
It’s the perfect toy
for every girl and boy
I really do enjoy it
My Lump of shit
My Lump of shit
My Lump of shit
The hits from childhood keep on coming! Thank you for this!
Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo.