I am the Toilet Laureate.
Welcome to a website dedicated to poetry, weird and revealing.
Read my poetry to start your journey into verse that looks at the world in ways you may want to forget.
Some of my poems are funny. Some are good. Some are vile. Some are just plain bad. Please enjoy and leave a comment (good or bad).
You may also go to my guest poetry page and submit works to show the world your own poetic talents.
ONLY ENTER IF YOU ARE 18 or OLDER.
By the way – my poetry is my intellectual property, and I retain all rights.